Ever wonder how many youngsters you could pummel in a playground fracas. Well, honestly, neither have I. But once again the internet has provided a totally absurd answer to an even more useless and irrelevant question. You could probably find a more productive way to waste five minutes then by taking this survey, but then again you'll never know your odds of survival if you find yourself in a situation like Kramer found himself when he pissed off his karate class. Plus, it's pretty effing amusing. Especially the part about your "moral compass". I must admit it is comforting to know that if push came to shove, I could easily take 20 five year olds.
Sounds like the start to a bad Michael Jackson joke.
4 comments:
I could take 17 of them if i resort to throwing children at each other!
You guys are clearly either pussies, or have a stronger moral compass than myself. I would dominate an entire large class of 32 kids! (What an a-hole!)
Your height advantage and arm reach inflate your numbers against mine. Joe has no excuse since he's as big as you though. And then there's that part about morals, of which you have none...
oh yeah, it was totally my moral compass. damn ethics!
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